“Focus. Every elder sister, mother or hot aunt was fair game for these fantasy chats and generally taken in a good manner amongst us.

The relationship I had with my father was strained, my mother saying it was beneficial for me to keep in touch with him, but occasionally we had fun. Susan was snoring ever so slightly and I realised my hand was touching her stomach just below her breasts through a gap in her top. She stood too,Secretary towering over him in her stocking feet.